INSULTS IN SPANISH: How to Know If Someone Is Insulting You! đ€Ź
Warning: this article contains profanity.
Have you ever heard people talk in your face or behind your back, in Spanish, and you werenât entirely sure what they were saying, but you felt they were insulting or maybe mocking you?Not a nice feeling, right?
So, in todayâs lesson Iâm going to teach you insultos y maldiciones (insults and swear words), so you are able to recognize when people are using lenguaje soez (vulgar language) against you or someone else.
Now, please keep in mind that neither I nor Spring Spanish condone or promote the use of insults or swear words. I personally donât use many of them because son muy ofensivos (they are very offensive), but they are part of conversational Spanish regardless of whether I like them or not.
Therefore, I thought que serĂa una buena idea (it might be a good idea) to teach you these words and phrases just so you are prepared in case someone around you uses them.
General Swear Words
Cada paĂs hispanohablante (each Spanish-speaking country) has its own insults and swear words, pero la mayorĂa (but most of them) refer to someoneâs intellect, sexual orientation, or mother. Do insults and swear words in your country focus on those things as well? Let me know in the comments!
Alright, time to get real! First, Iâll teach you insultos y maldiciones (insults and swear words) people might use or understand en cualquier paĂs de habla hispana (in any Spanish-speaking country). Then, Iâll teach you insults and swear words used en paĂses especĂficos (in specific countries). If youâre particularly interested in Mexico, I suggest you stick around and read this article until the end to discover the words and phrases Mexicans use when theyâre upset!
Mexico is particularly obsessed with the word madre (mother). Spring Spanish teacher MarĂa Fernanda prepared an entire piece where she explains all the meanings that this word has in Mexico.
Insulting someoneâs intellect
The following are insults and swear words que puedes escuchar en cualquier paĂs (that you might hear in any country).
If you hear someone say this, you know theyâre insulting a personâs intellect (hopefully, not yours):
- ÂĄMira a ese baboso! ÂĄHa de pensar que es de goma! (Look at that dumbass! He must think heâs made of gum!)
Youâll hear this often on the street, when someone crosses it carelessly or recklessly. Now, if we donât want to refer to the person, but to the stupid thing they did, we may use the word babosada, as in Acabas de hacer una babosada, Âżverdad? (You just did something stupid, right?)
The following words and phrases are used to talk about someoneâs nasty or reprehensible behavior by insulting that personâs intellect:
- No le hagas caso; es un idiota. (Just ignore him. Heâs an idiot.)
- No le hagas caso; se dedica a decir idioteces. (Donât listen to him. He loves saying stupid stuff.)
- Ya cållate, imbécil. (Shut your mouth, asshole!)
- Ay, ÂĄquĂ© tonta! OlvidĂ© mis llaves. (Iâm so stupid! I forgot my keys!)
- No digas tonterĂas. (Stop saying stupid stuff.)
Bitches and Pussies
Debes saber que (You should know that), although things are gradually changing, it is mainly men who use insults and swear words.
In fact, in practically all Spanish-speaking countries youâll hear many men saying hijo de puta (son of a bitch) and maricĂłn (pussy). I personally hate these words because they insult someoneâs mother or make fun of homosexuals. Still, youâll hear them often in phrases like these:
- ÂĄSe robĂł todo el dinero! ÂĄEs un hijo de mil putas! (He stole all the money! Heâs a son of a thousand bitches!)
- ÂĄMe despidiĂł el hijo de su puta madre! (That son of a bitch fired me!)
- Me la vas a pagar, hijo de tu puta madre. (I will get my revenge, you son of a bitch!)
- Ni quien te haga caso, maricĂłn. (Nobody gives a damn about what you think, pussy.)
- Me la pelas, pinche maricĂłn. (Literally, you peel my cock, pussy.) âThis is typically Mexican. Mexicans can be very offensive, but more on that laterâŠ
Insults in Spain
Before I teach you Mexican insults and swear words, letâs go over one that is only used in Spain: gilipollas (dickhead).
Youâll hear this one in movies and on the street. Honestly, as a speaker of another variety of Spanish, this particular word sounds hilarious to meâŠ
It makes me think of a chicken because pollas sounds like pollo, which means chicken, so I wouldnât feel offended at all, but Iâve heard people from Spain use it when they are very, very upset in phrases like this one:
- Ese tĂo es un gilipollas de mierda. (That dude is a shitty dickhead!)
Insults in Argentina
Most Spanish-speaking countries also refer to testicles to insult someone. Muchos paĂses (many countries) say huevĂłn, which basically means that a man has huge testicles. I honestly have no idea why thatâs an insult. ÂżTĂș sabes? (Do you know?) Let me know in the comments!
Anyway, Argentina has its own word for that: pelotudo. This word comes from pelota, which means ball. So, like in English, testicles are also called balls in Spanish.
Pelotudo is the Argentinian word for asshole and youâll hear it often in soccer matches:
- ÂĄPerdimos por culpa de ese pelotudo! (That asshole is the reason why we lost!)
Insults in Mexico
Las groserĂas mexicanas son muy coloridas (Mexican swear words and insults are very colorful) and there are many combinations. The word pinche, for example, which could be translated as fucking, may be combined with any other swear word to emphasize it.
For example:
- Pinche puto (fucking pussy)
- Pinche pendejo (fucking dickhead) âThis is the worst insult in Mexico. So, use it wisely because it might get you into trouble.
- Pinche idiota (fucking idiot)
- Pinche mamador (fucking show-off)
- Pinche culero (fucking asshole)
- Pinche mamĂłn (fucking jerk)
Disclaimer: Please remember that Spring Spanish neither condones nor promotes the use of these words. We just want you to know them so that you are able to recognize when people are using vulgar language.
You could also use pinche simply to indicate that you donât like something:
- La pinche lluvia arruinĂł mis planes. (The fucking rain ruined my plans.)
You will also hear the word pinche in the following phrases, which are used very often in Mexico:
- Me debe dinero el hijo de su pinche madre. (That son of a fucking bitch owes me money.)
- ÂĄMe doliĂł, hijo de tu pinche madre! (That hurt, you son of a fucking bitch!)
Another word that Mexicans use frequently is chingar, which literally means âto fuckâ, and others that derive from it. Look:
- Deja de estar chingando. (Stop bothering me!)
- Ve a chingar a tu madre. (Go fuck your mother!)
- Chingas a tu madre, pinche pendejo. (Fuck you, stupid asshole!)
- ÂĄAh, cĂłmo chingas, cabrĂłn! (You are very annoying, dumbass!)
- ¿Qué chingados? (What the fuck?)
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Phew! You canât imagine how hard it was for me to write down all those insults and swear words. Have you heard any of these before? Have people used them while talking to you? Which ones do you think are the worst?
Important: ten cuidado (be careful) if you try to use these yourself! Itâs difficult to swear in a foreign language because you donât have the same sensitivity to the âseverenessâ of an insult that you have en tu lengua materna (in your mother tongue). So, you might want to avoid using them yourself.
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